Number 3 chiller
Decline extra helpings: Thenk smite, but I jess got no ebb tide (or, I monner diet).
Explain your hangover: Split hair dyke—need a cole share Anna laidan. Got stark ender the grog la snite.
Be hospitable: Can I getcher a drink? Snow trarpler tall.
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This month, Text is proud to publish Strine: The complete works of Afferbeck Lauder. A comic masterpiece and a fascinating study of Australian speech, it’ll have you speaking strine in no time.
Make conversation: Jareedna piper abat the government? Aorta do something abat it.
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More tips next week. Once you’ve mastered strine, stay tuned, as we will soon bring you Fraffly Well Spoken - ten tips for Fraffly holiday etiquette.
Andrew Davidson’s gruesome, beautiful, spellbinding bestseller The Gargoyle has won the 2009 Sunburst Award for Canadian Literature of the Fantastic. This epic debut novel was a massive hit around the world, when it was first published last year.
Comment on the weather: Scona be a grade A for sin in the sun—might need the egg nisher on later.
Praise your host’s abode: What a Gloria Soame (or terror souse)—you should see mipe lice.
Here at Text we are super proud that our bestselling author Barack Obama—who also happens to be the 44th President of the United States of America—has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
The film based on Rebecca Miller’s powerful debut novel The Private Lives of Pippa Lee is now on limited release at selected cinemas in Australia. Miller directed the film, which features an all star cast including Robin Wright Penn, Winona Ryder and Keanu Reaves. Visit Read more