Number 3 chiller
Excuse oneself from the table informally: Shompy long—beckon a few mints. Fraffly sorreh.
Praise one’s long-suffering wife, mother or nanny: Femme et cesse eau, shiss fay caned end fay swit. Aim fay fawn torfa.
Concur with the opinion of one’s learned colleague: Earce. Earce of coss, earl chep. Egg-wetter gree.
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The Federal Government has today announced it will not implement the Productivity Commission’s proposed changes to territorial copyright law. The news broke just prior to a rally in Melbourne this morning, organised by the AMWU.
Don’t forget to sing ‘Shoulder Quaint’s Beef Cot’ on Ear’s Eve.
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Those tips should get you comfortably through any social occasion this festive season.
Join us tomorrow as we bring you more useful advice: Ten tips for Fraffly holiday etiquette.