Number 3 chiller
Cadge a smoke: Essay, may ay heff one of yossy grets? Thairk yaw. Herpew dernt maned.
Apologise for poor behaviour, perhaps due to drinking too much brendeh: Offly sorreh—hoss choop toffmeh!
Excuse oneself from the table informally: Shompy long—beckon a few mints. Fraffly sorreh.
Praise one’s long-suffering wife, mother or nanny: Femme et cesse eau, shiss fay caned end fay swit. Aim fay fawn torfa.